Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Infant Correctional Facility


Pre-1996 some people wondered? Where did Mellisa Joan Hart come from? Suddenly Sabrina the Teenage Witch is at the top of the charts and a pale underdressed, underdeveolped MJH is taking lens time away from Calista Flockhhart. Well... Melly Joanie Hartles invented the "Baby Prison" a contraption that turned single moms into mingle moms! "Whoose gonna watch the baby?" "Honey, the babies crying"... will never be heard again. Let the department of baby corrections watch your child while you are out meeting a new baby maker! Next week... Child execution devices....

1 comment:

jacklyn laryea said...

mingle moms. hahaha. clarissa explains it all... bringing back memories of my first experience with American culture. this is awesome